Mrs. Sophia Mounds

September 6th, 2007 | by admin |

Sophia Mounds on this episode of My Friend’s Hot Mom is a fiery little number with short blond hair and some dark underneath, big fake boobs, and lots of tattoos. She definitely looks like a rocker and I could totally see her on a Harley. For sure. And as you can tell from the above pic, she has a nice ass, too.

And Jeremy rocks. I love him and his milfs … when he steals her panties, that’s fucking awesome. He sniffs them, says they’re “Milf-ariffic!!” and puts them on his head. Then he biffs it on his cartwheel. Fucking classic. And that cheesy ass music … I love it. Our editor rocks.

One of the things I really loved about this scene was how he finger bangs her pretty good while he’s eating her pussy, which to me is kind of a lost art … and I don’t know why. I love a good ol’ fashioned finger bang, and this totally reminds me of a conversation I was in with some guy friends of mine over the weekend. This was after we went to Pure Platinum, a strip club here in San Diego, which we call the Purple Church, but my friends were saying that the hand job is a lost art … that girls don’t really do it anymore. And it’s probably true. I mean, I like the combo hand and blowjob, but a true handjob … I probably haven’t given one of those since high school. Maybe since before I learned how to suck dick? Maybe when I was still a virgin? Hell, I can’t even remember when I gave a hand job that didn’t almost immediately turn into a blowjob ….

But what I asked my friends was if they really wanted them? I mean, they pretty much have it mastered themselves, don’t they? All guys have been giving themselves hand jobs since they were kids, so do they need girls to do it? I mean, really … if guys could suck their own cocks, they wouldn’t really need girls to do it. But they can’t, so that’s why blowjobs rock, right? Well, that was essentially my point … or what I wanted to know, but I admit, I was pretty drunk. So the answer was that yes, guys still want hand jobs … not in the place of blowjobs of course, but sometimes a hand job … maybe under the dinner table at her parents’ house would be fun … but hand jobs are fun from girls, even though guys can do it themselves.

OK, so here comes my point … swear. It wasn’t until I started writing this blog about finger banging that I finally understood what they meant. Yeah, I can finger bang myself, but it sure is WAY more fun when a guy does it for me, or to me as it were. YEAH, I fucking get it, guys. And I, from this point forward, promise to find some time to bring back the lost art of hand jobs … one cock at a time.